- Jon, how are things?
- Amazing! No clouds, lots of sunshine and it is about 25 degrees in London now, kinda Indinian Summer. The only thing we miss is you.
- Oh.
JON, YOU ARE SO SWEEET!
And, shit, thank you for reminding that I am in the gloomy asshole, called Samara right now, and you are in LONDON, GOD DAMMIT!

And i've noticed a new habit of mine - I always start a conversation with the question about the weather.
I wanna rain.